The Gospel of beginings.

In the beginning there was nothing then came I, the LORD.

I, the LORD, am the one true LORD.

I, the LORD, do works in mysterious ways.

I, the LORD, Please unto myself.

I, the LORD, say only what is true.

I, the LORD, will make prophets who are also true.

I, the LORD spoke and said I "Let there be light"  

I, the LORD created. With an explosion came the mortal universe expanding.

I, the LORD nameth myself. 

I, the LORD art named FRALLIES ARRDVARKIAN GANNISIEN!!!!

I, FRALLIES ARRDVARKIAN GANNISIEN!!!! Created arconyms. 

From the Mortal universe  did come the stars, and moons; the planets, and nebula, all that is but me. 

From the planets did, with my guidence, come earth where upon I made creatures of my likness, The aardvarks.

From the earth I did make beings not of my likness.

From the earth I did make all things that breateth.

And so as ye shall understand it hath begun.

Of all things that livith, some grew intelligent as I, FRALLIES ARRDVARKIAN GANNISIEN!!!!

I, FRALLIES ARRDVARKIAN GANNISIEN!!!!Empowerd  my prophets to do my bidding and speaketh my word.

I, F.A.G. employed my acronyms. 

I, F.A.G. Have spoken.